Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Random Conversations From Today

FRIEND 1
I think I need botox. I want to get rid of these wrinkles on my forehead.

ME
You want more poison injected into your body in addition to the chemo? Why don't you just ask them to inject the chemo there? Poison is poison. It should do the same thing.

FRIEND 1
Oooh, good idea! I'll ask them to inject it right here!
(pointing between the eyes)

ME
I think this is a good plan.


FRIEND 2
I'm just going to do it on one ear first to see if she likes it.

ME
I don't think it's a good idea.

FRIEND 2
Really? But it would look so cute!

ME
I don't think you should krazy glue a bow to your dog's ear.


ME
No mom, you can't name your blog "Hottie." People will think it's a porn site.

MOM
Really? I don't want to do that. -What about "Young Hottie?"

ME
Porn site.

MOM
Lonely Hottie?

ME
I think you're missing the point...

MOM
American Hottie?

ME
How about "Old Hottie?"

MOM
Really?

ME
No!

 

4 Comments:

Cammy said...

*gasp* *choke* *snarf* ROTFL.

How is it you have such hysterically random conversations. Although, I gotta say on that last one, I hope never, ever, ever to have that kind of conversation with my Mom.

momof3gr8kids said...

My favorite thing is that your mom has enough moxie to even consider Hottie. Even if she's misguided, she totally rocks!

MP said...

LOL... I don't have any funny conversations in my day, I feel so left out!

Melissa said...

Cammy: I've had years of practice!

Momof3gr8kids: You're absolutely right about my mom :) (FYI: When I first read your name I thought you had 8 kids!)

MP: Tell a friend of yours that you are determined to start having funny conversations, and that the next time they notice you having one, they HAVE to point it out to you! (That conversation alone should be a good start! ;) )