The Bracelet

ME

What's that on your keychain?

HER

What?

ME

That pink rubber thing.

HER

Oh, they were giving these away at the hospital for free. It's one of those bracelets for breast cancer.

ME
(inspecting the bracelet)

It doesn't say that.

HER

Doesn't say what?

ME

That it has anything to do with breast cancer.

HER

What does it say?

ME

The name of a lab. It's an advertisement for the name of the lab. There's nothing on here about fighting breast cancer.

HER

Well it was free. And it's pink.

ME

Oh well you should definitely keep it then.