Random Blogger Questions

I spent some time clicking through the Random Questions that Blogger asks you when you set up your profile page. Here are my answers to 10.

1. You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
   
   Oxygen.
   
   
2. You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
   
   Sooner or later, someone's going to notice that their water tastes funny.
   
   
3. You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
   
   Pick them up in the plane, fly them someplace with better weather, drop them off, write the message.
   
   
4. How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
   
   A well structured ankle is flexible. A well structured consequence is not.
   
   
5. The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
   
   Ummmm.... shouldn't I be giving it to someone else?
   
   
6. You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
   
   I'm thinking that when they try to insert the probe the conversation will be pretty much done.
   
   
7. Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
   
   Yes. Yes it is.
   
   
8. Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
   
   A wet sock. Better aerodynamics (Really. Try throwing both across the room. I'll wait...)
   
   
9. When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
   
   That depends on how I came to be under water.
   
   
10. What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
    
    Les petits enfants mouillés qui sautent.